David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 02, 2021

David Miller

He is a music boy that is really smart

You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!

by IQ:1 September 13, 2022

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 10, 2020

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.

S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024

mILLIE dAVID

Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and learning standards.

mILLIE dAVID IS Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and le

by mILLIE DAVID April 23, 2022

david langston

A really hot guy that has a girlfriend even hotter

I'm so jealous David Langston of him his girl is so hot

by Gabbytastic November 30, 2014