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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Slommy Sandwich

When one person sharts and then proceed to rub their ass against another individuals ass until the shit spreads evenly between both asses.
Me and my girl made an extra messy slommy sandwich between our buns last night
by Hrny4Mordekaiser February 25, 2025
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months
Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie
by Boombastion April 29, 2022
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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Fat mans sandwich

It's a sandwich made of a candy bar between two ''Rice Crispies'' squares
Fuck it! I got the munchies so bad that I'm making a ''fat mans sandwich''
by Red eye knight June 14, 2017
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Sandwich

A sandwich is usually used in reference to a dog; a progression of “such a ham” to “ham & cheese” to “ham sandwich” to just “sandwich”. It is also used in reference to someone or something super cute and perfect in every way.
*Sees dog*
“OMG look at that sandwich”
Or
To bae: “are you a sandwich?”
Bae: “oh course I am, I love you.”
by Brookerrs December 24, 2021
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