April 19th

April 19 National send dick pic day😅

Hey it’s April 19th cough up!

by Dave.,!!. April 18, 2020

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”

by Aries giving December 2, 2023

April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrater named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

by "Underpants kid" April 19, 2020

April 12

Mofos born on April 12 are hot. No doubt about it, also lowkey freaks

That girl was born on April 12th, you’re in for a nice night;)

by methmethmeth October 11, 2021

April 18th

A birthday to guy called Charlie. He is AMAZING and I love him so much as a friend I could NOT ask for more.

Oh you know April 18th?

Yeah that’s Charlie’s birthday

by 4wesome.gal April 17, 2025

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 5, 2024

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018