April 18

National take your girlfriend on a date day

April 18 is a super cool awesome day. extra applies if she is called mimi.

would be awesome if you went crystal shopping and perchance got food
Kinda cute

by Ketamimi April 8, 2024

April baby

People born in April have the worst attitude and are the driest people to text.

Kenneth is an April baby that’s why he’s so rude

by March420 March 8, 2022

15th April

A day where you smack your friends ballocks so hard the turn into tomatoes.

"Hey its 15th April!" "Time to smack his big juicy succulent bawlls"

by Plesse March 14, 2022

12th april

national agri lad day

‘how you feeling today agri lad?’
‘i’m feeling amazing as it is the 12th april and national agri day’

by maisiegilbert April 11, 2022

April

A month bitch. If you were born in this month your probably an Aries so that mean your fierce and impulsive.now go away pls

Mr.brown-kk so now tell me when you were born

Me-on my birthd- I mean April sir

by Dftgvyvbjbb June 30, 2020

april 11th

Mcyt Dreamwastaken is an idiot day

“what’s today”?
“April 11th”
“oh, it’s dream is an idiot day”

by ifuckedyourdadhard April 11, 2021

April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021