April 4

A day a muthafkn king was born

Kurt was born on april 4

by 82736382 November 23, 2021

April 18

Gay idiots

Did you hear they were born on April 18th
They must be gay

by John the god69 April 11, 2022

April 9th

Your girlfriend has to show you her huge perfect boobs. *honk honk*

Hey it’s Dom and it’s April 9th show me your boobs!

by Balls54 April 9, 2024

april

a bitchy friend who always bitch about her bitchy issues with bitch friends. also make her birth month her entire personality.

April is being bitchy again

by algaey November 13, 2022

April 19th

National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day

April 19th

Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”

by Camilo Costa April 18, 2024

April

April is a cow

“Moooo it’s April”

by Bigcockmonkey December 8, 2021

April 23rd

kiss your significant other day if you have a significant other good for you kiss them today even if it’s a first

April 23rd

by Dat one Dweeb April 21, 2022