Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.

April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.

by psyche2511 July 30, 2023

Cry apple

Onion

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers

by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

by SyselMeow November 6, 2019

early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.

hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.

by mehmood malik October 20, 2007

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 20, 2025

Apple Sauce and Vinegar

A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.

Teacher: You failed this assignment

Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar

Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)

Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....

by Sperty November 24, 2019