David

Shy and a bit quiet at first, but an absolute menace to society after you get to know him. He’s a good person at heart, but sometimes he just needs to chill out a bit.

“I just heard some guy talking about hot milfs in the bathroom.”
“Oh yeah, that’s David.”

by Chaotic Pastel Goth December 8, 2023

David

A cute person that pulls no bitches he is also a simp

David is gay

by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021

David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

David

He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.

My sister's husband is David.

Wow, she is very lucky.

by Calein November 26, 2021

Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.

Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other

by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022

David

A David is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet with a charming smile, he will always have a contagious laugh. He will charm you with his gentle touch. You will find yourself craving his presence and quickly falling in love. A David is always very intelligent even though they don't think that highly of themselves you will always think highly of them.A David will always try to make u happy and if he truly loves u he will try and give u the whole world. But with a David you'll always have to be patient but don't worry you will always get the same in return.

"I love David"

by Imher888 November 22, 2024