David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

Dada David

A person who's verbal Expressions don't make any sense.

"Hey, dude, do you know what that guy meant by 'in Australia they sow, in USA they harvest and here are the apples still green'?"

"I have no idea. He's probably Dada David."

by BestCeler October 3, 2018

David

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend

Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying

Lennox:totally but he can be nice

by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020

David Roy

Bing-Bong.

Fuck your life, David Roy.

by DR.BINGBONG November 22, 2021

David

Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute

David is so cute and sexy I want him so much

by anonymous November 21, 2021

big lip david

A weird boy that took a pic on snapchat with a filter

The big lip David walked on the bus

by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016