cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 16, 2023
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12 year old

1: A human that's been alive for 12 years.

2: A term used as an insult on the internet
1: "Timmy is a 12 year old"

2: "omg ur a 12 year old"
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old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.
"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"
by zxcboy888 December 02, 2012
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mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated
friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD
by bichibichi April 03, 2019
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