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Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
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Alpha Straight

Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas
TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"

TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
by Sh4d0wz June 26, 2023
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straight rips

To purse an idea, goal, or dream even if the odds are against you. Having no doubts and worries of the outcome. Being confident enough to take action towards one's desires. Can be written as st8 rips for short hand.
"I took a straight rip when I moved out here, I have no regrets it's been awesome ever since."

"Jeff did so many straight rips on his work, now it's being recognized in Times magazine"

"I kept fumbling on getting my business started, but all that really matters is that I tried and I would have never known the outcome if I didn't do straight rips."
by Poggz September 23, 2022
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straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin
this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding
by heeshuger June 21, 2021
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Straight kikin it.

When one is away from there loved one and partying hard.
Yo I’m so bored my girls out straight kikin it.
by Psparxxx December 26, 2021
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Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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As straight as a roman road

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
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