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toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
by Jalopy December 22, 2022
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Hydroponic punch

When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose
Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got thathydroponic punch “
by SpecterPatronum! December 24, 2022
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Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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quinceañera punch

When the 2 kegs are empty at your prima’s quinceañera, and big punches start to ensue.
He hit that foo with a quinceañera punch aye.
by Jmen09 January 7, 2023
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jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch
by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023
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Punch

A nice gift to people you feel like are peices of shit.
Imma punch you!
by AvalonsPickles July 2, 2023
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