Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul
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by Your Best Babe October 3, 2021

What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.
Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.
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