Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

100 year old egg

A century egg.

I found a 100 year old egg.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Egg Sherean

Meowmids idol

Why does meowmid simp for egg sherean

by Meowmidhater April 20, 2022

gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

Pickled Eggs

When someone dunks their nuts in vinegar over the course of 3+ years until they turn rubbery.

She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.

(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023