puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019

Ocean Monkeys

A derogatory term used against Hawaiians. Hawaiian version of sand nigger

These ocean monkeys ain't no different from sand niggers.

by Luzzzifer February 5, 2019

Drowning Monkey

When you ejaculate in a pool at a pool party.

Last Spring Break I performed the Drowning monkey and now i have a family of 12

by 8lack Magic September 15, 2018

Drowning the monkey

When one masterbates into a pool, in a pool or a body of water.

Bro I was totally drowning the monkey at the pool party and got like 12 chicks pregnat!!

by JTimes September 15, 2018

Ass monkey

A person that is annoying

Sean is an ass monkey

by OfficialAssMonkey October 7, 2018

Victorian Monkey

A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.

Do you wanna Victorian monkey tomorrow night?

by Victorianmonkey123$ October 7, 2018

Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.

Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.

by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018