a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
by tc fidler February 16, 2022
Get the michaelemug. by Big booty luh shorty November 16, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.
by _Beta_ February 24, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic
Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)
The most annoying person you'll ever meet
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic
Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)
The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
by baykun June 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to
Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to
by Michael is an goofy ass person November 21, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier
by 8288 July 14, 2017
Get the michael pagemug. 