meat curtains

Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!

Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!

by vinny125125 August 31, 2010

Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

Tiny Meat Gang

A duo comprising of an elderly gentleman with a fine taste in millennial humour and an alien belonging to all countries.

They’re self-proclaimed “short kings”

Him: So what kinda porn are you into?
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang

by Codel June 13, 2019

hall of meat

A long hallway with a minimum of 10 glory holes. Meat is then pushed through the holes to make a museum-like meat seeing experience.

"Karen, what do you want to do for your bachelorette party? "
"I was thinking of going to a gallery"
"Let's go to the new hall of meat exhibit on 5th street instead"

by assdemolisher69 June 26, 2017

Meat head

A very large head

"you have meat head"
or "meat"
or "you have meat"

by A-l-e-x--p December 17, 2008

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Sweet Meat

Sweet meat is anything that is done in a stylish fashion.

Ex. A through the legs basketball shot would be called Sweet Meat

by Antoine Gavin April 16, 2004