Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

dance

The best remedy to exist

"I love to dance"

by an element March 31, 2021

University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

Dance

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.

“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”

by Bohuslava April 5, 2021

spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs

“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”

by perfectcussion April 8, 2021

Dancing Shiv

The best way to humiliate an opp, especially when wearing an orange hat and teabagging

'That guy just got dirtily dancing shived! What a fucking bitch!'

by Topshiver April 14, 2021

whale dance

When a dancer is crushed by a whale while performing

"Did you hear about the guy that had a whale dance"

by Crime_Pickle April 16, 2021