Chris

Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.

Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.

by olch May 30, 2022

Chris Duda

To enjoy sloppy seconds from Cousin

Guy 1: didn't your cousin date her?
Guy 2: yeah, but I like to Chris Duda.

by Fancycarol December 26, 2016

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

Chris

A knobhead who hates pink footballs.

For Christmas we got Chris a pink football just to wind him up—he took one dramatic pause, muttered ‘absolutely not,’ and tried to volley it over the neighbours fence.

by nikmister December 10, 2025

Chris

Chris is the type of guy to have a massive p*nis and blaze while naked.

Yo, Chris is absolutely insane.

by CodexperteZ January 11, 2022

Chris Duffy

A guy who flashes other guys

He is a Chris Duffy; He showed me his dick.

by Piggy7344 August 7, 2014

National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!

Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)

by LavaChilly August 7, 2022