Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

stapple apple

a homosexual

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression

by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022

apple juice

DELICIOUS AMAZING BEST JUICE IF YOU SAY OTHER WISE U ARE A LOSER

apple juice is so badass

by turntechGodheadd October 4, 2020