The Olde Bailey

Drawing eyes on a girls chin, hanging them upside down and receiving oral sex

"I can't get this sharpie of my face from that The Olde Bailey last night"
"Oh shit, my parents walked in on me getting a The Olde Bailey last night"

by davidfurr December 26, 2013

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

cary old

To have huge, veiny, potato calves.

"John has a nice pair of Cary Olds."

by usc1321 April 17, 2015

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses

"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."

by panipilot April 30, 2015

old skeleton

A program or code developer/hacker?

That old skeleton wrote in hexademical punch cards!

by eternal toddler June 14, 2015