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duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017
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what the duck

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.
person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you
by somewindow July 9, 2024
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Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021
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well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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ducking

when a packing contestant leaves the voice chat to avoid getting blazed
Tyrone why you ducking fo
by savagesymba August 5, 2021
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the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.
I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.
by king of duck March 2, 2017
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Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 9, 2021
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