the turtleneck affect

the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.

hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect

what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.

by bigdawgmike August 17, 2021

Dem Turtles

A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)

Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10

by CoolGuy1000005 August 24, 2021

TTV_Turtleman234

cracked at fortnite and clappes sonorusmamal6 brother in a 1v1 and than he asks for the fortnite batle pass.

TTV_Turtleman234 is supper good at fortnite realy good and sonorusmamals brother got clapped

by TTV_Turtleman234 April 19, 2022

bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.

I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!

by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024

Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024