ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

Ghost In The Water

When a friend or relative or person you know only wants to talk to you when they need money.

That girl over there, tracy, yeah. that's my cousin, she a ghost in the water always asking me for money.

by KirkStruggleMeanings June 2, 2016

Ghost bazooka

Rapid yawning with noise so audible, it can only be described as the expulsion of ghosts.

David, your dad is firing ghost bazookas again!

by Anonyomousbazooka September 26, 2020

Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019

Ghosted

When something happens that you see that hurts you but you let it keep happening

I’m always getting ghosted

by Whenshithappens February 25, 2019

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

TRESPASS GHOST

Places on THE STRIP have this massive habit of trespassing and assuming you will go in and take a chance to avoid the wrath of a trespass.

When security wants to match trespass from one of the same corporation to another location.

It is nothing more than THE TRESPASS GHOST that ends up tripping up ANAL ALAN again and again.

Just the use of a TRESPASS GHOST PSYCHIATRY will do the trick especially if security plays off the VEGAS NAZISM.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 31, 2021