a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
Get the Jake mug.A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024
Get the Dirty Jake mug.A boy who acts hard to get but in reality just has a massive ego, annoying kids who are slightly younger than him see him as a king. Jake is someone who wears the same thing every day, and loves to be the best at everything. He is annoying but sometimes has a nice side to him.
Jake sucks balls
Jake sucks balls
by Laughinglittleblonde April 5, 2024
Get the Jake mug.Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa
Jake sucks balls
Jake sucks balls
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by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024
Get the Jake mug.Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
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Get the Jake mug.When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
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