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Eggs a la Victoria

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.

You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria

-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011
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Egg

When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular itโ€™s an egg
Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!
by Lydsanegg June 15, 2018
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hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella ๐Ÿฅฑ
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
mugGet the missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfastmug.

Dickhead Eggs

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.
by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021
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Chicken Egg and Cheese

A chopped female who is stinky and just reminds you of a shitty breakfast sandwich
"Yo slim that girl over there is a Chicken Egg and Cheese." Says Deejay Pauly. "Nah, odee twin she chip and dale."
by deejay slim March 26, 2025
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To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces
Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg
by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019
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