Cream

The most smartest, strongest, and sexist group of people in the world.

Look at that incredibly handsome man, he must be apart of cream

by Invincble July 5, 2021

Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

cream π

when a guy or gal creams so hard they say the first 10 digits of pi (π) out loud

sex guy 1: OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM π AHHH
sex gal 1: UGHHHAAAA3.1415926535!!!!!

by random internet stranger no. 6 January 26, 2024

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!

Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

da cream

when a girl wants you to cum all in her grill and suck her tits and fuck her till she bleeds

dat girl wants da cream

by mad taco June 6, 2015

Peach-Ice Cream

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.

Peach-Ice Cream: Is the most awesome, epic and delicious ice cream one will ever experience.

by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024