five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

star wars

star wars is a movie in a galaxy far far away with cool character like Rey, chewbacca, han solo, and kilo red

I can't wait to watch star wars tonight.

by Turtles are upon us November 9, 2020

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

by dexinasuit March 28, 2024

chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.

I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.

by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025

star creator momment

When a star creator fucks up

Star creator: fucks up
Random tweet: star creator momment

by NotScrimzox September 12, 2020

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

Brawl Stars

A good mobile game that requires pay to win, just like all the other Supercell games.

Jerry: Hey bob, do you play brawl stars?
Bob: Yes, I put $1000 into it and got nothing and now I'm starting to go bankrupt.
Jerry: Oh...

by I simp for mr krabs November 2, 2020