Simp

Noun: A premature ejaculating beta male who is ashamed of his masculinity and regularly hen-pecked.

Richard: I cucked Dan last night.

Steve: What a simp.

Dan: Richard tried to cuck me last night but he couldn’t get hard.

Steve: What a simp.

by Heinrich Schenker November 28, 2020

simp

super in to mashed potatoes

person 1: are you like simp
person 2: yesss

by I-know-nothing September 11, 2020

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

simp

Super
Intense
Mincraft
Player

what can i say? im a simp

"IM A SIMP- SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYER!!" said kid from mr.beast video

by cookie monster12 August 9, 2021

Simp

simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

by Jobb February 24, 2021

Simp

You.

You, you is a simp

by Sunny.T3A May 27, 2021

Simp

Dash Smith

What's a simp?

Dash Smith

by Official ASIJ Urban Dictionary January 12, 2021