Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
Get the Potatomug. by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
Get the Slow Potatomug. When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017
Get the Romantic Potatoeingmug. Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.
by gnostic3 December 22, 2021
Get the slouch potatomug. by vnthegreatest October 22, 2017
Get the Potato footmug. by Flem Flam December 30, 2024
Get the Pitito Potatomug. 1. It is a food. You can have it mashed, baked, or stuffed. It is amazing.
2. A self deprecating term, or insult.
2. A self deprecating term, or insult.
1. Potatoes are delicious, I prefer mashed potatoes. What about you?
2. I look like a potato. You look like a potato. Let’s be potatoes.
2. I look like a potato. You look like a potato. Let’s be potatoes.
by Potatofloop May 10, 2018
Get the Potatomug.