big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

stop shaming potatoes

« Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.

« Guys, you really need to STOP SHAMING POTATOES ! »

by Ana666999 June 8, 2018

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

No that’s a potato

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018