The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

Playing Simcity

When instead of focusing on battle and conquest in any combat-oriented RTS game, you spend the resources meticulously designing your own home base/town/castle. This is detrimental outside of single-player mode.

"This little kid is just playing Simcity. Let's nuke his shit."

by Susie Sue December 24, 2025

can't play slots without a lever

what a gambler that likes femboys says

yo bro aint my girl a baddie over there

dude... that chicks a dude

hey, can't play slots without a lever

AHHAHAAAA🎰🎰🎰🎰

by gambleratheart December 25, 2025

Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Child's Play (2019)

Not as good when it's not Charles Lee Ray.

Hym "I actually just watched Child's Play (2019) the other day because you know how much I love me some Aubrey Plaza (And I wrote about this a while back) but what make Child's Play so compelling is the fact that Charles Lee Ray is this homicidal manic who is also magic. I had to watch the original one to wash the taste out of my mouth immediately afterwards and there's this part in the original where Andy's mom is trying to get Chucky to talk and she threatens to throw him in the fire. He starts cussing her out 'You stupid bitch! You slut! I'll reach you to mess with me' and it's just great. And THIS... Is kind of like that. I'm like Andy's mom and you're like the Chucky and that is exactly why I don't give a fuck about your kids. So no. What you need to do is stop using your kids as a pretense to infest other people's lives and/or curate their rights or you need to explode. Just like Chucky. You gotta blow him up. Or you know that the recycled plastic is just going to get used to make another doll and then he'll just come back and try to steal your kids body and then Chucky is you kid! And that's no good for anybody."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2025

Martin play that beat

Refers to a line in the song “go!” By Cortis (Stan them btw)

James: Martin play that beat

by Iluvzcortiss January 5, 2026

Victim Playing

Form of gaslighting where someone acts like the victim after wronging you. For instance, if someone ends up saying you're harassing them saying "you're sensitive" or "grow up". This form of manipulation causes a lot of damage in relationships and leads people to feel they are the "issue" after all. This behavior has been seen by entitled people mainly "Karen's" and "Chad's". In the end people who victim play do not take responsibility for initiating an issue and end up making you out to be the issue. They will commonly say things like "yes, but everyone is using skull emojis", etc. They have serious issues accepting responsibility for their actions of any sorts in society. They often call the police on people when they feel wronged or end up calling for "backup".

I punched you because everyone is mean. This is an example of victim playing.

by BoringCompany January 16, 2025