my hand is a dolphin

a person who drives around in cars waving their hand around like a dolphin

"eveybody's looking forward to the" "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN" - Rebecca Black

by mynameisnotspecial April 16, 2011

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wrap my rascal

v. to place a condom on one's penis for purposes of banging, primarily, broads and supermodels

Look. Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation... as a way of punishing supermodels.

by MikeyMcMikenson April 8, 2009

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Suck my buttcheek!

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!

Suck my buttcheek!

by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018

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my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

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A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.

by Lewellen April 28, 2011

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