Old

My teacher

My teacher is old

by Okey love I hope you’re having March 4, 2021

OLD

the age of having multiple children

man you are OLD, like a whole oldie

by Iroma October 20, 2020

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.

"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 17, 2023

year-olds

A unit of measurement for the mental retardation of the peopels after spending too much time on urban dictionary eating corn and touching roses

The word “okay” is a 21.7 year-olds.

by co5oo May 30, 2022

Old Roy

Store brand.

I could not afford to buy a case of Pepsi so I bought a case of Old Roy cola.

by Efparri May 15, 2018

The Old Backdooré Amoré

noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.

"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"

by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024