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Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011
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You would like

To confirm that you would have sex with that individual
Example Dale is speaking to Ellis

Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"

Elis "Yes"

Dale: "You Would like"

Ellis: You know phillip Olivier

Dale: Yes

Ellis:"You would like"
by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008
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Flat like Tara

Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.

however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides
"Bee-stings and pillow cases"
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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I like beer, do you like beer

1. a defensive tactic used by Brett Kavanagh in his U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee hearings
2. by liking beer, and asking people do they also like beer, rapport and shielding of facts and lies can be successful
A: Did you commit the crime and then lie about it?
B: I like beer, do you like beer?
by tdcfox23 October 6, 2018
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Live Like Arabs

This term is used when one is in dire need of becoming rich and will resort to cramming family and friends into one home to acquire money by splitting all the bills amongst each individual which in turn saves each person more money to buy the fancier things in life.
Hey, Mikey, why don't you move in and we can live like arabs and be rich!
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004
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scream like a seagull

When a guy and a girl are on a beach having sex and the guy takes his dick out, sticks it in the sand, then back in the girl, so she screams like a seagull.
"Dude, I was fucking my girl friend on the beach the other day and I stuck my dick in the sand randomly and made her scream like a seagull."
by fattass July 16, 2006
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hump like bunnies

when two people have sex and bounce in ways that resembles the way a bunny hops
Devante- "Hey Ray'Shawn, how was your night with that hottie Ty'Shanae?"
Ray'Shawn- "DAYUUUM. We hump like bunnies. nuff said"
by angermicai April 12, 2010
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