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jack wilshere

jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.
A: jack wilshere had an amazing game

B: duh, thats why he's the savoir of english football.
by asdfghjklyes November 10, 2013
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jaw jacked

When someonally hardree hits you really and destroys yo jaw.
Did you see that chump get jawjacked
by DJ Leake May 13, 2005
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jack slap

To beat someone with your jimmy and bust a nut on their face
Get wise son before I hafta Jack Slap you!
by Dr Feelgood June 7, 2004
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Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.
That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.
by Teamian December 14, 2008
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jack squat

A stronger variation on the slang usage of "squat", meaning "absolutely nothing".

The origin of the phrase is unknown, but most likely it shares roots with the negatory slang usage of "jack".
"I get paid jack squat at my job."
by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003
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Bed Jacking

Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.
Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?

Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!

Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!
by College Professional December 7, 2009
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Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts
Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.
by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017
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