sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012

old lady finger

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

finger free february

just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.

Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?

by edgymofo December 15, 2021

Mashy Finger Syndrome

NOUN- The inability to type quickly and accurately, usually resulting in misplaced, or unnecessary letters and symbols.

sorry i havet mashy finger syndrome from the energy drinlk

by TN3ST3!! January 10, 2011

kid named finger

referring to the breaking bad and better call saul character mike ehrmantraut because he looks like a finger

kid named finger

by isb_warrior May 22, 2023

buttery fingers operation

A method of secretly obtaining the screen time passcode without one's parents knowing.

Cmon Clark, you've gotta use the buttery fingers operation.

by Reton January 13, 2022

the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.

Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

by basketweave332 December 11, 2019