Fart Taco

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.

"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"

by rasta shoes December 24, 2016

Farting Guitar

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.

Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.

by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009

pan fart

The act of farting with gas dispersal in 360 degrees.

He cleared the room with his pan fart

by Gas man August 7, 2003

Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

by Frantic June 28, 2007

Fart Rag

When a fart is brewed up and farted on someone, at very close range. The person being farted on becomes the fart rag. Best performed on unsuspecting victims, and bare ass for maximum effect. correct placement can lead to pinkeye for longer lasting laughs

sneaking up and fart ragging someone

by Carso13 September 15, 2011

numb fart

Is when you fart so hard and loud your butt is literally numb.

Dude, this morning I had the biggest numb fart ever.

by KeNNy132745 April 1, 2008

soundboard farts

when your farts sound loud and generic, almost fake like the ones you find on a sound board

you guys ive been having some real soundboard farts tonight

by w0rdsworth December 10, 2010