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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
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EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
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Finna eat yo Jerries

A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence
Aye man I’m finna eat yo jerries for that
by Gheaey December 20, 2019
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Eating the colors separate

When you are eating Skittles and you eat the colors separate.
I think this goes without saying...

But ok. When you eating Skittles with your friend and the eat a green and a wild berry purple together while you eat the colors separate and your like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Eating the colors separate means well eating the colors separate.)
by Gc830 May 22, 2019
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eat my hams

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh
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eat

why would you search this up? stop reading this!
"why are you still reading this?!" and why did you search up eat?!
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