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David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.
“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”
by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025
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David

The msot fuckin annoying chink i've ever seen in my life. Usually likes to cheat on every girl he has and gets dumped every single day. He has the biggest dick you would ever see and fuck every girl to death. Stay away from him
David is a block nigga that knows how to cheat on u.
by David has a big dick March 26, 2023
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Do a David Cox

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.
by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024
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cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters
by sike mfker February 14, 2023
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David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"
by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022
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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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davide

Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai trovare. Il suo passato da stronzo lo ha portato a non mostrare i suoi sentimenti ma se trova una persona di cui si fida ciecamente potrebbe raccontargli quello che ha passato. Vuole mostrarsi forte davanti agli altri ma se troverà una persona che lo ama per davvero con tutto il suo cuore allora diventerà un vero amore. Davide ha molti amici e si diverte, vive la vitae se ha un obbiettivo lo raggiunge. E' testardo e non ha paura di dire in faccia quello che pensa. Se trova la persona giusta farebbe di tutto per lei/lui.
x:Ho conosciuto Davide
o:Non fartelo scappare per nulla al mondo
by i'madreamer November 22, 2021
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