Chris Gros

Discretely shitting during sex then, without warning, shoving the turd into your partners ass.

Dude i pulled a Chris Gros on Samantha last night!

by VanceBob April 17, 2020

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Chris

will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

Chris is hella good at Mario kart

by Datchungis November 22, 2021

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Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

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Chris g bass

Chris g bass is a YouTuber who like subwoofers but also breaks alot of them

Chris g bass

by Bot_kargo August 25, 2021

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Chris

Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!

Person A:Look Chris is comin'
Person B:Damn,"smiles",I think I fell in love

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

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