High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.

“Bro, what’s wrong?”

“HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”

by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Top G

Being a healthy person who is doing something good in their life. Going to the gym, making money, not vaping.

Top G = Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a massive inspiration and is a top g.

by risetothetop January 27, 2023

top

Usually referring to a girl showing her boobs

"Damn she gave me top yesterday"

by dripping wet August 15, 2016

Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021