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plain eggs

boiled eggs - eggs kept in their original formation
man i could really go for some plain eggs today, Marcos
by anonymous June 24, 2024
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Leo Eggs

Elisas man
yummy pussy đŸ±

mumu xx 💋
ghjoo leo eggs
by eliseheyman November 24, 2021
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Eggs

An American slang term for when something is pretty cool, or when stuff is generally going your way.
Jeremy: Hey, my boss gave me the day off
Dylan: Oh, eggs

Steve: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at 3
Jordan: Eggs
by JeremyGriffis August 15, 2021
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Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.
by contest2054 September 5, 2018
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Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022
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Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
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Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.
Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float
by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018
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