apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.

David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.

by Slunken April 16, 2020

david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020

Star of David

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

david bainbridge

BIG DICK

I have a David Bainbridge

by Katy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 23, 2016