A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
by Legene July 29, 2019
by Kklumsy February 13, 2018
by Kklumsy February 13, 2018
Someone who will play your heart. Leave you for someone and cheat when you are sleeping. He’s usually pretty sweet and charming in flirting, but will do anything to trick you into thinking he’s loyal or tricking you that he’s single.
David Hidalgo: hey, Wanna date?
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*
by NC910 October 19, 2019
the word “david spillman” is used when you are walking through the hallway at school and see somebody who looks extremely homosexual, and you don’t know what gender they are.
wow, that person looks like a david spillman. You don’t ever want to be caught with someone like that.
by bentley01morris December 26, 2022
by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 06, 2024
A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020