Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Sean-Michael

A Smart, Handsome, and Hung man who knows how to make you scream.

Girl1: Omg Do you remember who we fucked last night?

Girl2: Yea he was Sean-Michael, remember?

by At-47000<3 November 23, 2021

Michael Beekman

🤓

Jon: Michael Beekman is such a “🤓”
Michael: You just got clapped 🤓🤓

by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022

michael chou

Like, who tf is he

Hey, who's Michael Chou?
I have no idea bro.

by Something Something + Pi May 19, 2019

michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024