Top 100%

Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".

"We are in top 100% in terms of ethical treatment of workers and the environment" - Nestle probably

by Zaberu March 9, 2024

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Top Ranks

Your top ranks is both a close friend who is also a gangster, known influential gangster. The green-light guy, for sticky situations. A top ranks, has to be high ranked in the street and high ranks in your brejinship

Person 1: We went into the town, the whole town knows him. He told me anyone, anytime, anywhere.

Person 2: Weh u a say, ah ya top ranks?

by T Mills905 April 17, 2023

dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

Copper top

Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.

Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night that was so freaky, we did a copper top.

by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021

Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com

“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”

by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022

Tops

Maximum.

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.

Friend 2: Ten days, tops.

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022