A manlet prostitute who markets his sad and submissive sexual services exclusively to Leather Daddies because obviously no woman is going to pay to have sex with a manlet. The petite and effeminate manlet of the night counter-intuitively plies his lowly trade in broad daylight in front of Lady Foot Lockers, where the sensationally stunted sissy manlet shamelessly prances around wearing nothing but lace panties, high heels and a training bra as he puffs on a Virginia Slims cigarette with both of his tiny, little hands while desperately hoping to earn some quick cash to get his fix of platform shoes and height boosting insoles. The manlet of the night's more affluent clientele can book a derisory and tenth-rate sissy manlet yacht party by inviting multiple manlets of the night to spend the day uselessly floating around in half nutshells in the unfortunate client's outdoor swimming pool while wearing microkinis and high heels as the girlishly giggling manlet boys oil each other up, frolic and play grab-ass like the diminutively elflike fairies that they are.
Sarah: Wow, it's really pouring down today! Hey, what's that scuttling around on the ground over there? Stacy: It appears to be a manlet of the night who has fashioned a used condom into an improvised raincoat. Sarah: Yuck! Manlets are just gross! Stacy: So true. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024
Get the manlet of the nightmug. When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025
Get the Night in shining armormug. The worst night of the week. All the pain and agony that you’re experiencing in your mind explodes leading you to nothing but depression and agony.
by painbymery July 24, 2022
Get the Sunday Nightmug. A state you get in at night when you had to much to drink, when you get fucked up.
Funk’d is also a polite form for fucked up.
Funk’d is also a polite form for fucked up.
by Biachaysray October 22, 2020
Get the Funk’d by nightmug. by Gdft_SSalute_ November 10, 2022
Get the legacy nightmug. Tim: *cellphone ringing* hey Howard, are ya free to jam tonight?
Howard: ah I can't Tim, you see I'll be working a night gig.. Wrote a tasty jam can't wait to play it live man it's gonna be great.
Howard: ah I can't Tim, you see I'll be working a night gig.. Wrote a tasty jam can't wait to play it live man it's gonna be great.
by DairyDingus96 December 14, 2014
Get the night gigmug. by starinquiry January 31, 2022
Get the waffle nightmug.