Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

Sam

Sam is the one who drives back home his or her friends because Sam doesn't drink

You're the Sam I need!
You're such a Sam!
My Sam, my Hero!

by Astrid75010 November 23, 2021

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

Sam

The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.

Sam: hey I love you shoes, I hope you loose your feet.”

Victim: “oh thank you?”

by Sanihano January 26, 2022

sticky sam

A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.

Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.

by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014

sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes

that person is asam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017

Sam Gillard

‘someone who will spike your drink, make you suck his dick and think you did it by choice’

‘prefers girls who are age ranges of 15 to being conceived’

I’m going to spike your drink and make you suck my dick just like Sam Gillard.

by Sams a nonce123 May 2, 2019