one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

one-timed by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

one gene 

a one gene is someone who is basically a person that is special, ugly, fat, stupid! they are basically one gene away from being plain wrong!!

he is short, ginger and eats mac d's everyday and thinks france is in england one gene!

one gene by lianne mc February 7, 2009

One-Solution Commentator 

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

One-Solution Commentator by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

one ringer 

when you phone someones phone and let it kep ringing untill they answer so you know the persons there, then you hang up.

person 1- i text paula earier but she never text back
person 2- shes maybe avoiding your text, one ringer her.

one ringer by stranock June 27, 2009

One Pun 

A one-hit K.O.

jeff: Imma rock your shit bud, one pun!

One Pun by karlito94 November 4, 2009

One-hit bummer 

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.

Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer

One-hit bummer by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009

One-click 

to knock someone out with one punch

"Hey Steve, I just one-clicked that kid"

One-click by tiny43093 March 6, 2010