Dangly Wang of the Brain

TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.

A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.

TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"

Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.

by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022

koala brain

somebody who is really really really dumb

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd

by peter‽ February 5, 2022

brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022

Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Space brain

When your thoughts are all over the place and/or you are dissociating. Seen in neurodivergent people, and high people.

Friend one: Got space brain today
Friend two: Mood
Friend one: I didnt know you smoke weed too
Friend two: Oh. I just have ADHD

by Call me ur dad April 7, 2022

Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 8, 2022

Brain rush

That feeling you have when you’re so focused you can almost feel your neurons working

“I’m on such a brain rush I’ll finish this essay in no time!”

by Daniloren April 10, 2022