one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

by sqworm June 2, 2004

one true pairing

also know as OTP. It is your favorite relationship in a fandom. It is the couple that fans prefer over all others.

Topanga and Cory are my One True Pairing in Boy Meets World.

by mdancer23 November 26, 2013

shoot a fair one

When two people fight with the agreement to not use weapons or have friends jump in.

There's a rumor around that Maino and Lil' Cease said they'd shoot a fair one over their chain incident...

by God_Emperor November 2, 2007

take one for the meme

Voluntarily placing oneself in an awkward and possibly compromising photo with the premeditated intent of creating a meme out of said photo.

(Bro's 1 and 2 are posing for a photo by Eiffel Towering some chick)

(Bro 3 jumps in on the photo creating an awkward situation for everyone involved)

Bro 1 - "Dude, that was pretty damn gay, bro."

Bro 3 - "Relax fool! Just let me take one for the meme. It'll be hilarious later."

Bro 2 - "Oh no shit?? Hell yeah dogg."

by nussbro September 29, 2011

One in seven billion

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016

one of our own

Part of a chant used by football fans to describe a player who grew up around their area as well as rising through the ranks of the club. Notably used in Tottenham Hotspur fans' chant for Harry Kane

Hes one of our own, hes one of our own, Harry Kane, hes one of our own

by Sozzai September 21, 2016

No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010