Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage. Specifically coleslaw.

A : "Hey! Have you heard about Cole's law?"
B : "No?"
A : "Thinly sliced cabbage."

by saffron skies. June 3, 2024

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

stepgrandnephew-in-law

1- Stepgrandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepgrandnephew.

stepgrandnephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

state law

An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken

“Screw this, I’m going to bed”
“STATE LAW”
“… just one more”

by StateLawyer October 28, 2022

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

step-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024