Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.

timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)

by An.angel October 15, 2019

Jake Deveau

angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.

Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau

by MinisterOfSugma May 9, 2022

Jake Levich

A tall and very sexy man. He pulls all the girls but many think he’s gay because of his close relationship with kanoa. They often sit together and converse in secret giggling about who knows what. He plays baseball and many know he’s going to go pro for the Arizona cardinals. A good listener even when he doesn’t want too. Some may describe his hair as mystical and his jawline as impeccable. His exact height is six three. Don’t deny that. He likes to draw on himself and nobody really knows why. He loves hot guys. He prefers then shirtless but he will really take anyone who comes his way. Some think he is shy and introverted but really Jake is the most outgoing person ever. His du k is huge, ladies, and he knows how to use it.

Person 1-Did you see Jake Levich
Person 2- ofc he’s so hot

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Jake

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Jake

by Xxlidjks September 8, 2019

jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014

Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016